|Haha! I am zee giant killer wazzzp !|
And is that an enormous stinger thing?
|Yezzz. Look at my enormous zzzztinger zzzing and be afraid!|
Eeeek! I was very afraid.
Much to his disgust I shut the wailing Chico the Brave (for brave read stupid) Giant Wasp Killer in the hall and grabbed my camera for a quick snap before catching The Thing in a pint glass and liberating it to terrify someone else.
Chico is back in and slobbering all over the window trying to find it
|It was definitely here a minute ago! I wanted to eat it.|
Is it my imagination or are British insects getting bigger every year?